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- The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
- Richie Drenz
- 08 June 2018
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The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2 Free download â PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook review Å PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ï Richie Drenz Richie Drenz Ï 4 review Have an accident Poor Marj shouted overly terrified from the stabbing blast of the radio “Turn that down Bert we are going to a place of God A place of praise and worship We can’t blast Kartel ‘Cock It Up Pon Di Dumper Truck’” Before answering her Bert made the sound of the bass when it chipped in the rhythm ‘Bap bap’ And he moved his shoulders to the ‘Bap bap’ “ Turn it DOWN” “Marj weh you a get suh bringle fah A just likkle music enuh” He unbuckled his seatbelt got out his seat turned around his small bottom facing the windscreen and start to jiggle him bottom like Miley Cyrus “Bert turn it DOWN I can’t concentrate And sit down in the chair STOP IT” While Marj was driving Bert was trying his best to balance on his headtop in his grey office suit but the tie kept hitting him in his eye “Bert stop it this instance Suppose you drop out of the car” Marj slapped him across his belly and turned off the radio completely She felt exhausted Not physically mentally And even greater emotionally Still balanced on his headtop Bert said “Marj don’t slap mi when mi a do mi anti.review Å PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ï Richie Drenz
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2 Free download â PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook review Å PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ï Richie Drenz Richie Drenz Ï 4 review Cranked up the Vybz Kartel Cock it up pon the dumper truckBert couldn't control himself that was his jam He took Marj’s dark glasses off the dashboard and put it on his round face Marj looked away and allowed him to listen his music she knew how much he loved this song When the chorus came along “♫♪Back it up pon the dumper truck ♫♪” Bert mouth start to spring water The bass in the beat pounded so nice ‘Bap bap’ it moved Bert everytime it chipped in He gyrated his bottom a little bit on the leather seat and in sweet joy said “Whooo Lalala Hear music gal A my song thattttt” He pointed to the radio with one finger and then was about to unbuckle his seat belt he changed his mind gyrated his hips in perfect timing to the beat side to side ‘Bap bap’ The music start take over Bert’s round body the chorus reached “♫♪Set good like the ice inna freezer♫♪” Bert reached for the radio’s knob and just made one big turn up this time and bucked it “♫♪TELL MI SEH YOU LUCKY MEK MI GET BACK MI VISA♫♪’ The loudest of volume frightening Marj she thought she was about to.
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The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2 Free download â PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook review Å PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ï Richie Drenz Richie Drenz Ï 4 review When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty it mad Dr Bert Kemp a psychiatrist He then became a fat ninja hell bent on murdering Portia Simpson’s head crown so every patty can be tax free His wife Marjorie decides to take care of her mentally touched husband and hopes she has the strength to stick by him for better or worse But as she unbearably loses everything and everyone because of Bert’s insanity she crumbles thinking she’s holding on to dead hope for her husband to regain his sanity but will it ever happen Scorned by her friends and family for living with a madman her only listening ear is the handsome thick bodied Dr Arnold who wants her for himself Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep his wife’s love but instead is pushing her away The ultimate uestion then is “Will Bert ever get to take off the Right Honourable Portia Simpson’s head crown” EXCERPT Bert and Marj were heading to church in the car Love Fm was playing Goddy Goddy new gospel song and Bert changed the radio station from Love fm to Zip fm Bambino was playing Bert's favorite song of all time he.